Along the path...

So I've posted several funny passages from a new blog I'm following called My Life Is Average or MLIA for short. It is full of random short stories from people's lives that are ironic, silly, amazing or anything BUT average. Sometimes they make me laugh so hard I cry--so far no hyperventilating. Here is a recent find: Today, I was driving down a road in the middle of nowhere when a car passed me. On the back windshield it said, "Leapfrog?". I passed them, and they passed me again. This continued for about ten minutes until I turned off. As I was turning, the two guys in the car cheered me on. Thanks guys, you just made my life. MLIA

This one brought tears to my eyes. Love it! Recently, my little sister, who is a huge Harry Potter fan, turned 11. Out of boredom, I decided to make her a Hogwarts acceptance letter. I made sure to use official looking paper, and I quoted the letter and the supply list directly from the book. As a final touch, I collected a few feathers and laid them, along with the letter, beside her open window. When she found it, she was screaming the rest of the day. I told my Mom, and she told me to fix it. Today, I left her another letter, telling her that there had been a mistake and that officials would arrive soon to erase her memory. She is now hiding under her bed screaming that she won't let them get her whenever anyone knocks on the door. MLIA

New found love in MLIA : Last night some friends and I went to Toys R Us at midnight with about a thousand other eager Black Friday shoppers. Except we weren't there to shop. We were dressed as Spartans, and we walked up and down the line, and shouted out a speech encouraging our fellow warriors to stay strong and take heart in the upcoming battle for their children's happiness. MLIA Sure wish I would have heard about this sooner. It would have been awesome to try.